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Alan King: "Ketika saya di rumah sakit, mereka memberi saya jus apel s...

"Ketika saya di rumah sakit, mereka memberi saya jus apel setiap pagi, bahkan setelah saya memberi tahu mereka, saya tidak menyukainya. Saya harus membalas dendam. Suatu pagi, saya menuangkan jus apel ke tabung spesimen. Perawat mengangkatnya dan berkata, "Ini agak mendung." Saya mengambil tabung darinya dan berkata, 'Biarkan saya menjalankannya lagi,' dan meminumnya. Perawat pingsan."

--- Alan King

Versi Bahasa Inggris

When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted.