Amy Schumer: "Saya benci iklan palsu, seperti 'Skittles: rasakan p...
"Saya benci iklan palsu, seperti 'Skittles: rasakan pelangi.' Tidak ada yang pernah seperti, 'Pelangi, benar kan?' Atau apa itu Reese? "Tidak ada cara yang salah untuk makan Reese." Oh benarkah? Katakan itu pada pamanku yang biasa menyimpannya di celana dalamku. Baiklah, mungkin pamanmu tidak mencintaimu."

Versi Bahasa Inggris
I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.
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