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Barry Lyga: "Dan apa? Sengaja memotong tiga jari postmortem? 'Ups,...

"Dan apa? Sengaja memotong tiga jari postmortem? 'Ups, oh, tidak, pacar saya baru saja meninggal! Canggung saya, dalam mencoba melakukan CPR, saya memotong beberapa jari! Kurasa aku akan membawa mereka ... Oh, sial, kemana jari tengah itu pergi?"

--- Barry Lyga

Versi Bahasa Inggris

And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?