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Becca Fitzpatrick: "Dante berkata, “Aku mencoba mengajak Nora naik mob...

"Dante berkata, “Aku mencoba mengajak Nora naik mobil, tetapi dia terus meledakkanku.” “Itu karena dia punya pacar yang keras. Dia pasti sudah bersekolah di rumah, karena dia melewatkan semua pelajaran berharga yang kami pelajari di TK, seperti berbagi. Dia tahu kau membawa Nora untuk diajak, dia akan membungkus Porsche baru yang mengilap ini di sekitar pohon terdekat."

--- Becca Fitzpatrick

Versi Bahasa Inggris

Dante said, “I tried talking Nora into a ride, but she keeps blowing me off.” “That’s because she has a hard-A boyfriend. He must have been homeschooled, because he missed all those valuable lessons we learned in kindergarten, like sharing. He finds out you took Nora for a ride, he’ll wrap this shiny new Porsche around the nearest tree.