Calvin Coolidge: "Suatu hari Presiden dan Ny. Coolidge mengunjungi per...

"Suatu hari Presiden dan Ny. Coolidge mengunjungi pertanian milik pemerintah. Segera setelah kedatangan mereka, mereka dibawa untuk tur terpisah. Ketika Ny. Coolidge memberikan pena ayam, dia berhenti sejenak untuk bertanya kepada lelaki yang bertanggung jawab apakah ayam jantan bersanggama lebih dari satu kali setiap hari. "Puluhan kali, adalah jawabannya." "Tolong beri tahu itu kepada Presiden," permintaan Nyonya Coolidge. Ketika Presiden mengulurkan pena dan diberi tahu tentang ayam jantan, dia bertanya, "Ayam sama setiap waktu?" "Oh, tidak, Tuan Presiden, yang berbeda setiap kali." Presiden mengangguk pelan, lalu berkata, "Katakan itu pada Ny. Coolidge.""

--- Calvin Coolidge

Versi Bahasa Inggris

One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm. Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs. Coolidge passed the chicken pens she paused to ask the man in charge if the rooster copulates more than once each day. "Dozens of times, was the reply." "Please tell that to the President," Mrs. Coolidge requested. When the President passed the pens and was told about the roosters, he asked "Same hen every time?" "Oh no, Mr. President, a different one each time." The President nodded slowly, then said, "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."