Christopher Titus: "Ayah saya bercerai enam kali. Yah, dia sebenarnya...
"Ayah saya bercerai enam kali. Yah, dia sebenarnya baru bercerai lima kali. Dia tidak akan menceraikan yang keenam karena dia bilang dia tidak ingin orang berpikir dia tidak bisa melakukan. "Aku tidak ingin orang tidak menganggapku serius." Ayah, pernikahan terakhirmu dilakukan di Reno oleh peniru lesbian Elvis yang ditahbiskan. Siapa yang kamu pukul."

Versi Bahasa Inggris
My dad got divorced six times. Well, he actually only got divorced five times. He wouldn't divorce the sixth one 'cause he said he didn't want people to think he couldn't commit. 'I don't want people not taking me serious.' Dad, your last marriage was performed in Reno by an ordained lesbian Elvis impersonator. Who you hit on.
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