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Colin Mochrie: "Ibuku di ranjang kematiannya memberitahuku, 'Dari...

"Ibuku di ranjang kematiannya memberitahuku, 'Dari mana kanguru itu berasal?' - itu muncul begitu saja dan meninju kepalanya dan menyebabkan pendarahan otak, jadi saya pikir saya akan pindah ke negara di mana tidak ada kanguru!"

--- Colin Mochrie

Versi Bahasa Inggris

My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!