Daniel Handler: "Saya cemburu dengan kait Anda, "jawab Kevin.&quo...

"Saya cemburu dengan kait Anda, "jawab Kevin." Tidak memiliki tangan lebih baik daripada memiliki dua tangan yang sama kuatnya. "Jangan konyol," jawab salah seorang wanita berwajah putih. "Memiliki wajah putih lebih buruk daripada kedua situasi Anda." Tetapi Anda memiliki wajah putih karena Anda merias wajah, "kata Colette, ketika Sunny naik kembali dari bagasi dan berlutut di salju." Anda sedang membubuhkan bedak di wajah Anda sekarang."

--- Daniel Handler

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced women replied. "Having a white face is worse than both of your situations." But you have a white face because you put makeup on," Colette said, as Sunny climbed back out of the trunk and knelt down in the snow. "You're putting powder on your face right now.