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Daniel Tosh: "Saya meletakkan gelang What Would Jesus Do di pergelanga...

"Saya meletakkan gelang What Would Jesus Do di pergelangan tangan teman Yahudi saya dan gelang itu membakar kulitnya. Dia melemparkannya ke tanah, itu berubah menjadi ular, kami berdua mulai tertawa. Kami meninggalkannya di sana, kami membenci ular. Kami pikir mereka berlendir, meskipun kami tahu tidak berlendir."

--- Daniel Tosh

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it turned into a serpent, we both started laughing. We left it there, we hate snakes. We think they're slimy, even though we know they're not.