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Frank Carson: "Seorang polisi lalu lintas menghentikan Sister Bridget...

"Seorang polisi lalu lintas menghentikan Sister Bridget karena ngebut. Dia menarik ke sisi jalan dan menurunkan jendelanya. Petugas berjalan berkeliling dan mulai melepaskan lalatnya. "Ya ampun," katanya, "Jangan bernapas lagi.""

--- Frank Carson

Versi Bahasa Inggris

A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."