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George Carlin: "Kapten baru saja menyalakan tanda sabuk pengaman. Dia...

"Kapten baru saja menyalakan tanda sabuk pengaman. Dia tidak bermaksud demikian, tetapi sambungan yang dia merokok jatuh di pangkuannya, dan ketika dia melompat, kepalanya menekan tombol."

--- George Carlin

Versi Bahasa Inggris

The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.