Gilbert Gottfried: "Saya selalu berharap hotel-hotel seperti di film d...

"Saya selalu berharap hotel-hotel seperti di film dan acara TV, di mana jika Anda berada di Paris, tepat di luar jendela Anda adalah Menara Eiffel. Di Mesir, piramida ada di sana. Di film-film, setiap hotel memiliki monumen tepat di luar jendela Anda. Kamar hotel saya menghadap ke tempat sampah di gang belakang."

--- Gilbert Gottfried

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I always wish the hotels were like they are in movies and TV shows, where if you're in Paris, right outside your window is the Eiffel Tower. In Egypt, the pyramids are right there. In the movies, every hotel has a monument right outside your window. My hotel rooms overlook the garbage dumpster in the back alley.