Jay Leno: "Gubernur Alaska Sarah Palin memaafkan seekor kalkun, meskip...

"Gubernur Alaska Sarah Palin memaafkan seekor kalkun, meskipun dia mengatakan dia kagum mengetahui bahwa, selain menjadi burung, Turki juga sebuah negara. Apakah Anda melihat itu di Internet hari ini? Sementara Sarah Palin mengampuni seekor kalkun, tepat di belakangnya ada seorang lelaki yang membantai kalkun. Tapi, lihat, seperti kebanyakan cerita internet, sedikit setengah benar. Ternyata, setelah beberapa menit mendengarkan suara Sarah Palin, kalkun berkata, 'Bunuh kami sekarang.'"

--- Jay Leno

Versi Bahasa Inggris

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey, though she said she was amazed to find out that, besides being a bird, Turkey is also a country. Did you see that all over the Internet today? While Sarah Palin was pardoning a turkey, right behind her was a guy slaughtering turkeys. But, see, like most Internet stories, a little half-true. Turns out that, after a couple of minutes listening to Sarah Palin's voice, the turkeys said 'Kill us now.'