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Jerry Seinfeld: "Beberapa acara di Olimpiade tidak masuk akal bagi say...

"Beberapa acara di Olimpiade tidak masuk akal bagi saya. Saya tidak mengerti kaitannya dengan kenyataan apa pun ... Seperti di Olimpiade Musim Dingin mereka memiliki biathlon yang menggabungkan ski lintas negara dengan menembakkan pistol. Berapa banyak penembak jitu alpine ke dalam ini? Ski, tembak pistol ... ski, bang, bang, bang ... Ini seperti menggabungkan renang dan mencekik pria. Kenapa kita tidak memilikinya? Itu sangat masuk akal bagi saya. Cukup letakkan orang di kolam renang di ujung setiap jalur untuk para perenang."

--- Jerry Seinfeld

Versi Bahasa Inggris

Some of the events in the Olympics don't make sense to me. I don't understand the connection to any reality... Like in the Winter Olympics they have that biathlon that combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun. How many alpine snipers are into this? Ski, shoot a gun... ski, bang, bang, bang... It's like combining swimming and strangling a guy. Why don't we have that? That makes absolutely as much sense to me. Just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers.