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Lewis Black: "Saya telah melihat akhir jagat raya, dan kebetulan berad...

"Saya telah melihat akhir jagat raya, dan kebetulan berada di Amerika Serikat dan, anehnya, di Houston, Texas. Saya tahu - saya juga kaget. Bayangkan betapa terkejutnya saya ketika saya meninggalkan klub komedi suatu hari dan berjalan ke ujung blok, dan di sana di salah satu sudut ada Starbucks, dan di seberang jalan dari Starbucks itu, di gedung yang sama persis dengan Starbucks itu, ada - a Starbucks. Aku melihat ke sana ke mari, berpikir bahwa matahari sedang mempermainkan mataku. Bahwa ada Starbucks di seberang Starbucks - dan itu, teman-teman saya, adalah akhir dari alam semesta."

--- Lewis Black

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I've seen the end of the universe, and it happens to be in the United States and, oddly enough, it's in Houston, Texas. I know - I was shocked, too. Imagine my surprise when I left a comedy club one day and walked to the end of the block, and there on one corner was a Starbucks, and across the street from that Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks, there was - a Starbucks. I looked back and forth, thinking the sun was playing tricks with my eyes. That there was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks - and that, my friends, is the end of the universe.