Meg Cabot: "Anda tahu, "kataku, memegang tanah saya." Aku ha...

"Anda tahu, "kataku, memegang tanah saya." Aku harus memberitahumu. Benda jenggot? Ya, jalan. Dan Anda tahu perhiasan kecil benar-benar berjalan jauh. Hanya sesuatu yang mungkin ingin Anda pertimbangkan. Aku sebenarnya senang kau mampir, karena aku punya beberapa hal yang ingin kukatakan padamu. Nomor satu, tentang istrimu? Ya, dia pelacur. Dan nomor dua, tahukah Anda bahwa di mana Anda membunuh Jesse dan kemudian mengubur jasadnya di sana? Ya, sangat tidak keren."

--- Meg Cabot

Versi Bahasa Inggris

You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actually glad you stopped by, because I have a couple things I've been meaning to say to you. Number one, about your wife? Yeah, she's a skank. And number two, you know that whole thing where you killed Jesse and then buried his remains out back there? Yeah, way un-cool.