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Mitch Hedberg: "Saya berada di sebuah bar, dan orang ini menabrak saya...

"Saya berada di sebuah bar, dan orang ini menabrak saya, dan dia tidak meminta maaf, dan dia berkata, "Bergerak!" Saya pikir itu tidak sopan, jadi saya berkata, "Pergilah ke neraka!" Kemudian saya mulai berlari. Dia menangkapku. Dia punya kumis, janggut, sepasang anting-anting, kacamata hitam, kuncir kuda dan dia mengenakan topi. Dia berkata, "Hei, kamu punya banyak keberanian!" Saya berkata, "Hei, Anda punya banyak ... aksesoris tengkorak!""

--- Mitch Hedberg

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!"