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Mitch Hedberg: "Setiap kali saya berjalan di dekat toko mata-mata, say...

"Setiap kali saya berjalan di dekat toko mata-mata, saya pikir saya perlu mengawasi seseorang. Rick bertingkah mencurigakan! Saya perlu membeli brankas yang terlihat seperti kaleng Spray 'N Wash. "Hei, Mitch, bisakah aku menggunakan Spray 'N Wash?" "Ya, jika kamu ingin menyemprot bajumu dengan dokumen!""

--- Mitch Hedberg

Versi Bahasa Inggris

Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray 'N Wash can. "Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray 'N Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!"