Mitch Hedberg: "Saya melihat seorang wanita di TV, dia dilahirkan tanp...

"Saya melihat seorang wanita di TV, dia dilahirkan tanpa lengan. Itu menyedihkan, tetapi kemudian mereka berkata, "Lola tidak tahu arti kata 'tidak bisa'." Bagi saya, itu lebih buruk lagi. Bukan saja dia kehilangan lengan, tetapi dia tidak mengerti kontraksi sederhana. Mudah, Lola - Anda hanya mengambil dua kata, menyatukannya, mengeluarkan huruf tengah, membuat koma, dan Anda menaikkannya!"

--- Mitch Hedberg

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That's sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't'." That, to me, is even worse in a way. Not only is she missing arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's easy, Lola - you just take two words, put them together, take out the middle letters, put in a comma, and you raise it up!