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Rob Corddry: "Saya pipis di sepatu istri saya sekali. Pada bulan madu,...

"Saya pipis di sepatu istri saya sekali. Pada bulan madu, di Madrid, kami minum absinth dan entah bagaimana kembali ke hotel. Saya tidak ingat sedetik pun tentang ini, tetapi istri saya terbangun karena kebisingan ini. Dua sepatu botnya ada di sudut, satu jatuh dan satu lagi berdiri dan aku kencing ke dalamnya! Itu adalah lubang, dan itu tampak seperti toilet. Dia berkata: "Rob, bangun, kamu kencing ke sepatu saya!""

--- Rob Corddry

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I peed in my wife's boot once. On honeymoon, in Madrid, we were drinking absinthe and somehow made it back to our hotel. I don't remember a second of this, but my wife woke up to this noise. Two of her boots were in the corner, one had fallen down and the other was standing up and I was peeing into it! It was a hole, and it looked like a toilet. She said: "Rob, wake up, you're peeing into my shoe!"