Robin Ince: "Jika Anda benar-benar menginginkan ruang di transportasi...

"Jika Anda benar-benar menginginkan ruang di transportasi umum, Anda harus membawa beberapa pornografi dari tahun 1970-an dan gunting keselamatan anak-anak, lalu gunting semua mata model glamor sambil bersiul. Sesekali bergumam, "Mengapa wanita lebih cantik ketika mereka tidak memiliki mata?" Anda akan dapat berbaring, meskipun ini dapat memiliki konsekuensi seperti berakhir di daftar polisi atau kehabisan kota."

--- Robin Ince

Versi Bahasa Inggris

If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicately cut out all the eyes of the glamour models whilst whistling. Every now and again mutter, 'Why are women more beautiful when they are eyeless?' You will be able to stretch out, though this can have ramifications such as ending up on a police list or being run out of town.