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Tommy Cooper: "Saya pergi ke tukang daging dan berkata, 'Saya akan...

"Saya pergi ke tukang daging dan berkata, 'Saya akan makan satu pon sosis. 'Dia berkata,' Maaf, Tuan, kami hanya melayani kilo di sini. "Aku berkata," Baiklah kalau begitu aku akan punya satu kilo. ""

--- Tommy Cooper

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'