Zach Braff: "Pertama saya mengambil omong kosong di dada pelacur, lalu...

"Pertama saya mengambil omong kosong di dada pelacur, lalu saya katakan padanya saya akan membayarnya seribu dolar untuk memakannya. Dia kecanduan retak, jadi tentu saja dia melakukannya. Tapi itu sangat menjijikkan, itu membuatnya muntah, jadi aku bilang aku akan membayar seribu lagi untuk menjilat semua itu juga. Dia mulai, tetapi karena suatu alasan dia mulai menangis ketika dia melakukannya, mengatakan, 'Saya kuliah! Saya memiliki gelar! ' Ya ampun, itu lucu sekali. Saya tidak tahu apakah itu seks teknis karena saya baru saja mengalahkan wajahnya, tapi jelas salah satu orgasme saya yang paling intens."

--- Zach Braff

Versi Bahasa Inggris

First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did it. It was so gross, though, it made her throw up, so I said I'd pay her another thousand to lick all that up, too. She started to, but for some reason she started crying as she was doing it, saying, 'I went to college! I have a degree!' Oh man, it was hilarious. I don't know if it was technically sex because I just beat off on her face, but definitely one of my most intense orgasms.