Christopher Titus: "Ketika Anda mengacau, Anda harus membayar harganya...

"Ketika Anda mengacau, Anda harus membayar harganya. Menembak supermarket, Anda masuk penjara. Mengendarai sepeda motor tanpa helm, kerusakan otak permanen dan di California Anda mendapatkan tiket. Terlalu cerewet berkencan dengan ayahku, well, dia akan mendorongmu di depan bus lintas kota. Tentu saja, Anda tahu, saya berbicara secara metaforis. Ayah saya akan mendorong Anda di depan bus apa pun."

--- Christopher Titus

Versi Bahasa Inggris

When you screw up, you got to pay the price. Shoot up a supermarket, you go to jail. Ride a motorcycle without a helmet, permanent brain damage and in California you're getting a ticket. Too chatty on a date with my dad, well, he'll push you in front of a cross town bus. Of course, you know, I'm speaking metaphorically. My dad will push you in front of any bus.