Dave Barry: "Semakin membosankan koran, semakin dihormati. Surat kabar...

"Semakin membosankan koran, semakin dihormati. Surat kabar yang paling dihormati di Amerika Serikat adalah The New York Times, yang memiliki ribuan wartawan yang terus-menerus memproduksi cerita halaman depan yang sangat besar tentang bauksit ... The [New York] Post akan menulis tentang bauksit hanya jika selebriti terkenal ditangkap karena mendengusnya di klub malam eksklusif Manhattan."

--- Dave Barry

Versi Bahasa Inggris

The more boring a newspaper is, the more it is respected. The most respected newspaper in the United States is The New York Times, which has thousands of reporters constantly producing enormous front-page stories about bauxite...The [New York] Post would write about bauxite only if famous celebrites were arrested for snorting it in an exclusive Manhattan nightclub.