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Jay Leno: "CEO Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, menikahi salah satu sekretaris...

"CEO Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, menikahi salah satu sekretaris Enron minggu ini. Sungguh menakjubkan betapa romantisnya lelaki Enron ini ketika mereka menyadari bahwa istri tidak dapat dipaksa untuk bersaksi melawan suami mereka. Skilling mengatakan hari ini bahwa dia adalah sekretaris terbaik yang pernah dimiliki Enron. Dia bisa menghancurkan 950 kata per menit. ... Kurasa mereka sedang berbulan madu sekarang. Itu berjalan cukup baik. Hei, dia terbiasa mengacaukan karyawan Enron."

--- Jay Leno

Versi Bahasa Inggris

The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can be when they realize that wives can't be forced to testify against their husbands. Skilling said today she was the best secretary Enron had ever had. She could shred 950 words a minute. ... I guess they are on their honeymoon right now. That's going pretty well. Hey, he's used to screwing Enron employees.