Mitch Hedberg: "Saya benci kalkun. Jika Anda berdiri di bagian daging...
"Saya benci kalkun. Jika Anda berdiri di bagian daging di toko grosir cukup lama, Anda mulai marah pada kalkun. Ada kalkun ham, kalkun bologna, kalkun pastrami. Seseorang perlu memberi tahu kalkun, 'man, jadilah dirimu sendiri.'"
![](/images/authors/m/mitch-hedberg-38534.jpg)
Versi Bahasa Inggris
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'
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