Demetri Martin: "Saya pergi ke gym dan mencoba berlari di atas treadmi...

"Saya pergi ke gym dan mencoba berlari di atas treadmill dan saya mendengarkan musik tetapi itu tidak cukup memotivasi saya. Jadi saya akan mendapatkan rekaman sekawanan serigala yang mendapatkan saya. Orang-orang akan seperti, 'Mengapa pria itu menangis di atas treadmill di sana?' "Aku tidak tahu, tapi dia berteriak, 'tolong' selama 20 menit. Dia mendapatkan latihan yang bagus."

--- Demetri Martin

Versi Bahasa Inggris

I go the gym and I try to run on the treadmill and I listen to music but it doesn't motivate me enough. So I'm going to get a recording of a pack of wolves gaining on me. People would be like, 'Why is that guy crying on that treadmill over there?' 'I don't know, but he's been yelling, 'help' for like 20 minutes. He's getting a good workout.